2015年3月29日 星期日

歌頌發明的偉大

What invention which you think that it is necessary in your life?

1. Alarm Clock
If there is no alarm clock in the world, it will...
"F*CK! It is night again."
當然是天天爽爽睡過頭囉


柏拉圖的年代是約公元前427年-前347年
龍舟報時更香最早文獻記載是宋代西元960~1279年
所以誰比較早就知道了(認真貌)
When was alarm clock be invented?
{Greece Alarm clock of Pareto Chart} -right image
When water accumulates to the rated level, 
water of bottle 2 will flow into bottle 3 through the thin pipe.
And at the same time, it will make noise due to extruding air.
(Murmur:  It's not the normal people can invent.= =)

{China Alarm of  dragon boat with incense }-left image
When the incense burned to the rope, the metal ball fell onto the plate and make the noise.
(Murmur:  It's like detective story)


2. Tissue
If there is no tissue in the world, it will...
"F*CK! I wipe so f*cking hard!."

When was tissue be invented?
{Material  history of  tissue} 
water, leaf, wooden piece, core of corn(?)
cloth, clay,roof tile(?)  

{America of Scott paper}
Since the paper creases which can not be used, the chairman of Scott
came up an idea that punched holes on the paper and then sold to
train station, hotel, and school.
想到要用那些東西擦我光滑的屁屁
就隱隱作痛QAQ

3. Traffic signals
If there is no traffic  signals in the world, it will...
"Bump!"
*Our life is not like game, we just have one life.
如果照遊戲來看,我大概只能走100步以內= =


When was traffic signals be invented?
{Mechanical signal light by gas} 
It installed a mechanical traffic signal red/blue light lit by gas
for guiding horse-drawn carriage on the main street of London in 1858.

傳聞是因為胡汝鼎想到在紅、綠燈中間再加上一個黃色信號燈,提醒人們注意危險
才會演變成紅綠黃三種燈號的號誌
As for Mom's favorite invention...
猜猜看囉~~~~~~~~~GUESS?

























跟O君比起來,媽媽有點太勤勞了怎麼可以這樣!!!

Of course WASHING MACHINE is!!!
"I can do a lot of housework during washing machine operates!"Said Mom
(Murmur: My mom enjoys the busy life. > A<)


我們很幸運,可以因為這些發明
讓自己的生活變得更便利
所以鬧鐘要記得設定
衛生紙要好好用心擦(?
紅綠燈要乖乖遵守
好好珍惜前人的智慧!
(超級無敵屁靂的給他長知識捏)

We are lucky that life can become convenient
because of these inventions.
So we have to be thankful during using!
(Wow~we learn so much from this essay.)

by 睿智英明的O君老師




2015年2月23日 星期一

重複Repeat

O君一如往常的拿下浴巾擦乾身子時...
When I got towel to dry my body as usual...





I pulled so that the underpants was fallen into the puddles of water.


O君學乖了 一手抓內褲 一手抓浴巾 成功的搶救了小褲褲
Ms. OLchun saved the underpants by grabbing it and towel at the same time.


But on the third day, she still does the same stupid behavior.


O君從小到大最會做的失誤就是這件事啦!
What OLchun did most is this behavior.
各位...這件事應該不是只有我一個人幹過....吧QAQ?!!
It is not  the only behavior which only me did. Right?QAQ


《左傳·宣公二年》:“人誰無過,過而能改,善莫大焉。”
"People may make mistake. 
But it is better than bigger mistake if you can modify your mistakes. "

所以,新的一年壞缺點要好好改進
So please improve your drawback or mistakes.
也要多買一些小褲褲才行唷!!!(?)
And also to get more underpants!!!!(?)

2014年12月19日 星期五

XMAS



有人說
西洋人或教徒才過聖誕節
Somebody says that
"Only foreigner or  Christian have a Christmas."

但O君一直以來最喜歡的節日就是聖誕節了
因為總給人一種希望與溫暖的感覺
But OLchun who is not foreigner or Christian, my favorite date is Christmas!
Since it provides people a feeling for hope and warm.  

聖誕腦公公
就綁你當聖誕禮物囉!!(奸笑)
So this Christmas I will kidnap Santa Claus as gift!(XD) 





※PS最近換了PAINTER版本 尻根本不順手哪QQ



2014年8月8日 星期五

LIFE

(有些地區仍以最原始的狀態生活著)
This is the original life, when we are worried only about
fire and  food.

Someday, it is a bottle falls down. 




OL chun finds that it can replace all tools which she had ever used.




Since rare things are precious, the contest is happened.



 
Unfortunately, it is broken in the competition.

No one gains the benefit at last. 



What the best happiness is?

No unnecessary desire, 
No profitable cooperation.

 還我們一個無戰爭、謾罵、人為悲傷的時代
Return us a epoch without war, argument, and contrived


願所有死者安息
Rest in peace 




故事引用自上帝也瘋狂(The Gods Must Be Crazy),1980

2014年6月14日 星期六

詭事一樁

































對的
你沒看錯

沒有插鑰匙的機車
居然會自己前進阿我的嘛嘛呀!!!


還好
O君是個淡定之人
絕不會被這種小事嚇倒的...













↑O君是個淡定之人

O君在豔陽下揮灑她的汗水
終於找到了在柏油路上沉默的鑰匙

大家騎車也要注意
鑰匙小偷的出沒噢(?)

還有
行車也要注意安全!

by囉嗦媽媽君之金慾娘言





2014年2月8日 星期六

突破之卷

所謂的大突破,不是拍寫真或是性騷擾別人那種事啦
只是做了以前不敢做的事...
是甚麼事呢!?


就是這個↓
























(不是偷置物櫃的東西啦混盪!)


























沒錯兒,O君和朋友去了友好外交應盡的義務-造訪公共澡堂(?)


























先脫了衣服
揪著毛巾的O君一進門看見的是...!!!



























三五女者,無所畏肉體之搖擺垂墜,餘煙裊裊,視羞怯為無物

好厲害的歐巴桑阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (內心大喊)




而來自害羞台灣國的O君和朋友的情況是...















下一秒O君熊熊花現!!!!!!?











 
被本田(圖1)和日劇影響很深的O君
居然發現澡堂上的圖不是富士山而是如同阿爾卑斯山一樣的山脈ˋAˊ


就在小失望和熱氣中度過了她第一次的大解放


不過泡到最後,已經完全不在意地亂走了(伊甸園化?)
大家有機會來日本一定要試試抗唷


※特別謝謝某個戴眼鏡帶男朋友會說中文的日本女孩兒
帶我們找到這家在巷弄好深處好深處的澡堂
超感謝der!!!!!!!!


 趁大家走光偷拍的XD↑





 還跟老闆娘說了話~真的是好親切哪◎A◎>

2014年1月1日 星期三

馬的開始囉!

Hi,親愛的朋友們,你們好嗎?
我還活著唷!(招手)
今年說多事也多事,說虛度也虛度
無名結束...
如果我是個懶鬼,可能就此石沉大海
但是我剛好是個偶爾勤奮女子亥子 (笑屁)

我居然...搬家了◎A◎嚇!
如果用電腦可以窺探我的新家版面
有一些新的擺設(轉盤電話),舊的也有留著
(第一個找到槍的我就給他一個熱烈的OOXX)

今年開始...

我‧OL君‧將一反過去的惡習

和A子輪流勤奮更新!!!(把A子拖下水)


這不是開玩笑的阿(熱淚盈眶)
就憑我跨年夜就還抱著繪圖板就知道了!
(明明是沒人約阿尻腰)


新年新希望是
大家都能平安健康
也希望小精靈可以幫我2周一次更新(合掌祈禱?)

各位靜靜等著看吧...哈(笑著搭升降梯下降)