2015年3月29日 星期日

歌頌發明的偉大

What invention which you think that it is necessary in your life?

1. Alarm Clock
If there is no alarm clock in the world, it will...
"F*CK! It is night again."
當然是天天爽爽睡過頭囉


柏拉圖的年代是約公元前427年-前347年
龍舟報時更香最早文獻記載是宋代西元960~1279年
所以誰比較早就知道了(認真貌)
When was alarm clock be invented?
{Greece Alarm clock of Pareto Chart} -right image
When water accumulates to the rated level, 
water of bottle 2 will flow into bottle 3 through the thin pipe.
And at the same time, it will make noise due to extruding air.
(Murmur:  It's not the normal people can invent.= =)

{China Alarm of  dragon boat with incense }-left image
When the incense burned to the rope, the metal ball fell onto the plate and make the noise.
(Murmur:  It's like detective story)


2. Tissue
If there is no tissue in the world, it will...
"F*CK! I wipe so f*cking hard!."

When was tissue be invented?
{Material  history of  tissue} 
water, leaf, wooden piece, core of corn(?)
cloth, clay,roof tile(?)  

{America of Scott paper}
Since the paper creases which can not be used, the chairman of Scott
came up an idea that punched holes on the paper and then sold to
train station, hotel, and school.
想到要用那些東西擦我光滑的屁屁
就隱隱作痛QAQ

3. Traffic signals
If there is no traffic  signals in the world, it will...
"Bump!"
*Our life is not like game, we just have one life.
如果照遊戲來看,我大概只能走100步以內= =


When was traffic signals be invented?
{Mechanical signal light by gas} 
It installed a mechanical traffic signal red/blue light lit by gas
for guiding horse-drawn carriage on the main street of London in 1858.

傳聞是因為胡汝鼎想到在紅、綠燈中間再加上一個黃色信號燈,提醒人們注意危險
才會演變成紅綠黃三種燈號的號誌
As for Mom's favorite invention...
猜猜看囉~~~~~~~~~GUESS?

























跟O君比起來,媽媽有點太勤勞了怎麼可以這樣!!!

Of course WASHING MACHINE is!!!
"I can do a lot of housework during washing machine operates!"Said Mom
(Murmur: My mom enjoys the busy life. > A<)


我們很幸運,可以因為這些發明
讓自己的生活變得更便利
所以鬧鐘要記得設定
衛生紙要好好用心擦(?
紅綠燈要乖乖遵守
好好珍惜前人的智慧!
(超級無敵屁靂的給他長知識捏)

We are lucky that life can become convenient
because of these inventions.
So we have to be thankful during using!
(Wow~we learn so much from this essay.)

by 睿智英明的O君老師




2015年2月23日 星期一

重複Repeat

O君一如往常的拿下浴巾擦乾身子時...
When I got towel to dry my body as usual...





I pulled so that the underpants was fallen into the puddles of water.


O君學乖了 一手抓內褲 一手抓浴巾 成功的搶救了小褲褲
Ms. OLchun saved the underpants by grabbing it and towel at the same time.


But on the third day, she still does the same stupid behavior.


O君從小到大最會做的失誤就是這件事啦!
What OLchun did most is this behavior.
各位...這件事應該不是只有我一個人幹過....吧QAQ?!!
It is not  the only behavior which only me did. Right?QAQ


《左傳·宣公二年》:“人誰無過,過而能改,善莫大焉。”
"People may make mistake. 
But it is better than bigger mistake if you can modify your mistakes. "

所以,新的一年壞缺點要好好改進
So please improve your drawback or mistakes.
也要多買一些小褲褲才行唷!!!(?)
And also to get more underpants!!!!(?)